Language of an MBA

The language of an MBA is far different from the normal English. It is supposed to make the speaker seem more intelligent than s/he actually is.

The two following posts touch upon this mysterious language.

CAUTION:

• Proceed with caution, the author assumes no responsibility for any psychological trauma caused by reading the following article. The author is currently suffering from MBA Student syndrome and consequently writes exclusively in jargon. The following article is an example of the same.

• "Jargon" is herein considered in its meaning as the independent language of the MBA sub-specie and is not to be confused with the narrow understanding of the term.

• The views expressed (if at all) are the personal views of the author. Non-MBAs are strongly advised NOT to continue as reading may cause temporary numbness of mental faculties. MBAs may continue- their neurons are numb as it is.